Some systems have failed!

s3: checked at 2026-05-19T16:46+01:00 by adipose3.clifford.lol (s0, s1, s2, s3)

Servers

adipose3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  127.0.1.1
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  38 days
backup  OK  2026-05-19T03:14 
        __.__
     ._/ . . \_     --_.---.
     \_|  v  |_\    \   . . ''.-.
       |     |       |   v   __-'
       '--'--'      /-. .-. /
                    \./-\.//
             .-----.
          ._/  . .  \_
          \_    v    _\
            /-. .-. /
            \./_\.//


       Welcome to Adipose 3

assimilation2.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::2
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  89 days
backup  OK  2026-05-19T03:02
smart  OK  2026-05-19T16:05
raid  OK  2026-05-19T16:05 optimal optimal 
[ no server motd ]

mondas.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::3
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  41 days
backup  OK  2026-05-19T03:05 
                   _|⁀|_
                |         |
                [[]☗  ☗ []]    Delete!
              ___\ ﹏﹏ /___      Delete!
            /                 \      Delete!
           /   /| / ¯¯¯ \ |\   \
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          |   | | / ¯¯¯ \ | |   |
          (__)  \_________/  (__)
                |   | |   |
                |   | |   |
                |[ ]| |[ ]|
                |   | |   |
          ______/___]_[___\_______
           credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Mondas, home of the Cybermen.

skaro.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::9
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2
cert  OK  56 days
backup CRIT backup not found (404: Not Found) (known problem) 
                           Exterminate!
                          /
                     ___
             D>=G==='   '.
                   |======|
                   |======|
               )--/]IIIIII]
                  |_______|
                  C O O O D
                 C O  O  O D
                C  O  O  O  D
                C__O__O__O__D
       snd     [_____________]
            credit s.ecc.im/5f6cfw

      Welcome to Skaro, home of the Daleks.

arehaz.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::5
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.6
cert  OK  67 days
backup  OK  2026-05-19T04:03 
      ___________
     /-/_"/-/_/-/|
    /"-/-_"/-_//||   “ We are the Borg. Lower your shields
   /__________/|/|     and surrender your ships. We will add
   |"|_'='-]:+|/||     your biological and technological
   |-+-|.|_'-"||//     distinctiveness to our own. Your
   |[".[:!+-'=|//      culture will adapt to service us.
   |='!+|-:]|-|/       Resistance is futile. ”
    ----------
   Carlo Valenti


       Welcome to Arehaz, home of the Borg Collective.

messaline.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::7
ping CRIT (known not-a-problem)
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

osekkal.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::8
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.7
cert  OK  58 days
backup  OK  2026-05-19T03:00 
┌─────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                                 │
│   The Sphere didnt just give us its language.   │
│                                                 │
│   We have recorded everything it has seen and   │
│   experienced the last 100,000 years.           │
│                                                 │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────────┘

    Welcome to Os Ek'kal ("The Ancient Sphere")

terlina3.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::4
ping CRIT (known not-a-problem)
ssh  NR  Not run
cert  NR  Not run
backup  NR  Not run 
[ no server motd ]

ekthelios.clifford.lol

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::6
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_9.2p1
cert  OK  55 days
backup CRIT backup not found (404: Not Found) (known not-a-problem) 
  
     " The Identity Laws can only be invoked by one who 
      can verify their own identity. Please verify your 
      identity immediately or you will be executed. "
  
        Welcome to Ekthelios, home of the Gatebots.

Hosted servers

cumulonimbus.hosted.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  2a07:244:63::32
ping  OK 
ssh  OK  OpenSSH_10.0p2

Services on transgirl.fr

auth.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  43 days
https CRIT 502: Bad Gateway

tube.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  43 days
https CRIT 500: Internal Server Error

embed.yt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
https WARN Failed to run check

yt2.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  302: Found

dav.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  302: Found

rss.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

notes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
https WARN Failed to run check

glowfic.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
glowfic WARN Failed to run check

polychromatica.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.skaro.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
minecraft  NR  Not run

cups.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft CRIT offline (known not-a-problem)

babel.mc.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  doom.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
minecraft CRIT offline (known not-a-problem)

pds.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
bsky_pds  OK  {"version":"0.4.67"}

app.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

embed.bsky.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

mastodon.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

chat.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

media.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
media  NR  Not run

Services on clifford.lol

matrix.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
matrix  OK  GOOD

data.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.osekkal.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
ssh  NR  Not run

auth.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

kanji.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

octoprint.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

misc

openpgpkey  OK  All addresses OK

Services on ecc.im

s.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  45 days
https  OK  200: OK

Other services

offsite.wiki.executive.srcf.net

dns  OK  execwiki.srcf.clifford.lol.
-> v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
updated  NR  Not run

Static sites

transgirl.fr

dns  OK  132.226.213.139
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

start.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

hrt.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  82 days
updated  OK  2026-05-19T05:05

memes.transgirl.fr

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  71 days
https  OK  200: OK

ecc.im

dns  OK  195.144.8.63, 2a07:244:63::3
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

hey.ecc.im

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  82 days
https  OK  200: OK

ellie.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  ellie.clifford.lol: 48 days
www.clifford.lol: 47 days
https  OK  200: OK
301: Moved Permanently
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

eleanor.clifford.lol

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  48 days
https  OK  200: OK

ori.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK
gemini  OK  20 text/gemini

files.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  38 days
https  OK  200: OK

slider.clifford.lol

dns  OK  adipose3.clifford.lol.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  82 days
https  OK  200: OK

intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

oriel.intra.clifford.lol

dns  OK  v4v6.mondas.clifford.lol.
ping CRIT
cert  NR  Not run
https  NR  Not run

ml.backdoors.uk

dns  OK  webserver.srcf.net.
ping  OK 
cert  OK  80 days
https  OK  200: OK
302: Found